Re: Fwd: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???

That's very funny. I'm forwarding it to our postmaster because she's from South Dakota. Thanks, Cathy. 
zem
----- Original Message ----- From: "Cathy Carpenter" <cathy.c@insightbb.com> 
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 4:33 PM
Subject: [CHAT] Fwd: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there??? 



I think most of you have seen this one, but it is still worth a smile!
Cathy, west central IL, z5b


Subject: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???



      60 above zero:
      Floridians turn on the heat.
      People in South Dakota plant gardens

      50 above zero:
      Californians shiver uncontrollably.
      People in Sturgis sunbathe.

      40 above zero:
      Italian & English cars won't start.
      People in South Dakota drive with the windows down.

      32 above zero:
      Distilled water freezes.
      The water in Sioux Falls gets thicker.

      20 above zero:
      Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
      People in South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

      15 Above zero:
      New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
      People in South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets
cold.

      Zero:
      People in Miami all die.
      South Dakotans close the windows .

      10 below zero:
      Californians fly away to Mexico
      People in South Dakota get out their winter coats.

      25 below zero:
      Hollywood disintegrates.
      The Girl Scouts in South Dakota are selling cookies door to
door.

      40 below zero:
      Washington DC runs out of hot air.
      People in South Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

      100 below zero:
      Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
      South Dakotans get upset because they can't start the mini-Van.

      460 below zero:
      ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
      People in South Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

      500 below zero:
      **** freezes over.
      South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.





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