Re: Fwd: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???

that's a riot!

On 2/6/07, Zemuly Sanders <zemuly@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> That's very funny.  I'm forwarding it to our postmaster because she's from
> South Dakota.  Thanks, Cathy.
> zem
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Cathy Carpenter" <cathy.c@insightbb.com>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 4:33 PM
> Subject: [CHAT] Fwd: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down
> there???
>
>
> >I think most of you have seen this one, but it is still worth a smile!
> > Cathy, west central IL, z5b
> >
> >> Subject: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>       60 above zero:
> >>>       Floridians turn on the heat.
> >>>       People in South Dakota plant gardens
> >>>
> >>>       50 above zero:
> >>>       Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> >>>       People in Sturgis sunbathe.
> >>>
> >>>       40 above zero:
> >>>       Italian & English cars won't start.
> >>>       People in South Dakota drive with the windows down.
> >>>
> >>>       32 above zero:
> >>>       Distilled water freezes.
> >>>       The water in Sioux Falls gets thicker.
> >>>
> >>>       20 above zero:
> >>>       Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> >>>       People in South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
> >>>
> >>>       15 Above zero:
> >>>       New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> >>>       People in South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets
> >>> cold.
> >>>
> >>>       Zero:
> >>>       People in Miami all die.
> >>>       South Dakotans close the windows .
> >>>
> >>>       10 below zero:
> >>>       Californians fly away to Mexico
> >>>       People in South Dakota get out their winter coats.
> >>>
> >>>       25 below zero:
> >>>       Hollywood disintegrates.
> >>>       The Girl Scouts in South Dakota are selling cookies door to
> >>> door.
> >>>
> >>>       40 below zero:
> >>>       Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> >>>       People in South Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
> >>>
> >>>       100 below zero:
> >>>       Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> >>>       South Dakotans get upset because they can't start the mini-Van.
> >>>
> >>>       460 below zero:
> >>>       ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
> >>>       People in South Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
> >>>
> >>>       500 below zero:
> >>>       **** freezes over.
> >>>       South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
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