Re: [Fwd: Fw: Our dogs and Cats]

Totally great.  Mine starts off in a ball too, but during the night she
manages to stretch out.

On 2/8/09, andreah <andreah@hargray.com> wrote:
>
> Love it Rich-I've seen it before but it's always a good reminder, and funny
> to read because it's SO true, for me especially the bed part. I woke up
> last
> night with two feet stuck into my back as I clung for dear life to "my
> side"
> of the bed. My biggest boxer Austin likes to do the perpendicular thing and
> I end up with about 6 inches of space. We start out with him in a ball, but
> somehow that 75 pounds ends up stretched as far as it can go before I wake
> up. LOL!
> A
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-gardenchat@hort.net [o*@hort.net] On
> Behalf
> Of Richard Apking
> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 6:24 PM
> To: gardenchat@hort.net
> Subject: [CHAT] [Fwd: Fw: Our dogs and Cats]
>
> -
> Thought all you animal lover (like me) types might like this.   Rich
>
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>    The following was found posted  _very low_ on a refrigerator door.
>
>    Dear Dogs and Cats:  The dishes with the paw prints are yours and
>    contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
>     Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
>    stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
>    aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
>
>    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
>     Racing me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn't
>    help because I fall faster than you can run.
>
>    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized b ed .  I am very
>    sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the
>    couch to ensure your comfort, however.  Dogs and cats can actually
>    curl up in a ball when they sleep.  It i s not necessary to sleep
>    perpendicular to each other, stretch ed out to the fullest extent
>    possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having
>    tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing
>    but sarcasm.
>
>    For the last time, */there is no secret exit from the
>    bathroom! /*If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get
>    the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn
>    the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the
>    door.  I must exit through the same door I entered .  Also, I have
>    been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not
>    required .
>
>    The proper order for kissing is:  Kiss me first, then go smell the
>    other dog or cat's butt.  I cannot stress this enough.
>
>    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
>    on the front door:
>
>    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
>
>    (1)  They live here.  You don't.  (2)  If you don't want their hair
>    on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it
>    'fur'-niture.  (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most
>    people.  (4)  To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted
>    sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't
>    speak clearly.
>
>    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat
>    less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train,
>    (4) normally come when called , (5) never ask to drive the car, (6)
>    don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8)
>    don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest
>    fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11)
>    if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..
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