Re: a funny

I was at least going to give him points for trying to do something nice!
LOL

On 7/15/08, Gene Bush <genebush@netsurfusa.net> wrote:
>
> Well, Kitty
>   there is another way to look at that one. She could have said what she
> meant... or restated her desire more clearly. Not nice to say nothing all
> through the experiences and then feel free to criticize all his efforts to
> show how he cared...
>   I know, I know... just a joke. But, perhaps one that has a ring of truth
> in the background. Male, female, thing.
>   (And if anyone called me names.......shame, shame)
> Feeling sensitive this afternoon....
> Gene E. Bush
> Munchkin Nursery & Gardens, llc
> www.munchkinnursery.com
> genebush@munchkinnursery.com
> Zone 6/5  Southern Indiana
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Sunday, July 13, 2008 10:11 AM
> Subject: [CHAT] a funny
>
>
> A man was sitting on the bed observing his wife looking at her self in the
>> mirror Since her birthday was not far away he asked her what she would like.
>> "I'd like to be six again," she replied.
>>
>> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her an nice big bowl
>> of Lucky Charms, then took her to the theme park. What a day! He put her on
>> all the rides in the park, roller coaster etc.every thing there was. Five
>> hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
>> her stomach felt upside down.
>>
>> Then it was off to the movie: popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
>> M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !
>>
>> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed,
>> exhausted.
>> He leaned over her with a big smile on his face and lovingly asked, "Well
>> Dear,what was it like to be six again?"
>>
>> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
>> "I meant my dress size ,you dumb ***!"
>>
>> The moral of the story: even when a man is listening he is gonna get it
>> wrong!
>> Kitty
>> neIN, Zone 5
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Pam Evans
Kemp TX
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