RE: Plant Addicts?Horticulture Helpers Anonymous
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- Subject: RE: [CHAT] Plant Addicts?Horticulture Helpers Anonymous
- From: "Bonnie Holmes" h*@usit.net
- Date: Mon, 23 Jun 2003 18:45:34 -0700
Ok, ok...just got home after getting pulled to the Lowe's sale table and
ending up with several items that might just make it with tender, loving
care...including a variety box that had been $30 but was now $3. Not in
too bad shape with new growth on most items...one trailing red verbena but
I don't know the rest and will have to get out the books. And, a large
Achillea millefolium 'paprika' for $1 and two 8" Pelargonium peltatum in
white and red (looks like a peppermint candy) for $3. Also, bought a
Blackie Potato Vine after remembering a description from this site.
Actually was looking for and found at Home Depot some coleus to fill out a
bed.
Checked my emails and found there are too many of the listed symptoms to
even fake denial.
Bonnie Zone 6+ ETN
holmesbm@usit.net
> [Original Message]
> From: Daryl <pulis@mindspring.com>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Date: 06/23/2003 6:20:27 AM
> Subject: [CHAT] Plant Addicts?Horticulture Helpers Anonymous
>
> Lynda,
>
> You might be interested in the following.
>
> Summary: Ever feel like you're the only gardener who is totally obsessed
by
> the need to own every plant and/or seed known to man, whether it will grow
> in your area or not? Read (and memorize) the HHA Creed so that you know
that
> you are not alone!
>
> The Horticultural Helpers Anonymous (HHA) Creed.
>
> 1. I want it.
>
> 2. I want it all.
>
> 3. I want it now.
>
> 4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively
> expensive, I want it most of all.
>
> 5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life
> such as food for my children in order to have it.
>
> 6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.
>
> 7. I recognize your horticultural dependency.
>
> 8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will
> mine.
>
> 9. This makes us infinitely happy.
>
> 10. Any money not spent by virtue of comparison shopping equals
> found money and therefore is not counted as spending.
>
> 11. More is more!
>
> 12. Regardless of my previous desire for, planning for, or need
> of any plant, if all the others have it, I must have one, too.
>
> 13. If I have planted all that I have already purchased, I must
> immediately purchase additional plants.
>
> 14. We believe in owning all plants, we believe in sowing all
> seeds, and owning all catalogs and books related to feeding our
> needs. If there be any plant that is virtuous, lovely, or of good
> report or praiseworthy, we seek after these.
>
> At this point, it is customary to recite one's VISA card number,
> from memory only, please.
> -----------------------------------
> This creed began life around 1994 in the Gardening Roundtable of
> GEnie. It was refined and condensed by Denise Beck, a CompuServe
> Garden Forum member.
>
>
>
> Daryl
> "A garden, where one may enter in and forget the whole world, cannot be
> made
> in a week, nor a month, nor a year; it must be planned for, waited for and
> loved into being." Chinese Proverb
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Lynda Young" <lyoung@grindertaber.com>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 9:39 AM
> Subject: RE: [CHAT] For those in my area
>
>
> > Donna - my sympathies on the loss of an obviously cherished plant
> > source. Have I told you about the group I'm trying to organize - PARS -
> > Plant Addicts Recovery and Support? I hope that with hard work and the
> > encouragement of fellow sufferers to someday be able to drive past a
> > nursery without stopping, to browse a catalogue without feeling
> > compelled to complete the order form, to pick up a plant magazine
> > without turning to the back to see how many sources offer on-line
> > ordering, to rid myself of that notebook and it's thirty pages of jotted
> > names of must-have plants still to be located. Honestly, my husband and
> > I are GOOD people - it's just this shared compulsion that's turned our
> > lives inside out. ;)
> >
> > Lynda
> > Zone 7 - West TN
>
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