Re: humor-the best medicine

Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle.  My dad is
more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't
be able to come home.  And.... to top off the day, my
husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me
that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years
with this company)..So, what do you think will happen
next????

Got any more jokes?  I think today calls for 2 or more
humor-breaks.
Theresa

--- Chapel Ridge Wal Mart National Hearing Center
<4042N15@nationalhearing.com> wrote:

> And now for a shot of much needed humor....
> 
> The Dachshund
> 
> President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle
> the war once and for 
> all.
> They sat down and decided to settle the whole
> dispute with one dog fight.
> They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
> dog in the world and
> whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
> dominate the world.
> 
> Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
> Rottweiler female dogs in
> the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian
> wolves. They selected 
> only
> the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
> removed his siblings,
> which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
> came up with the biggest,
> meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its' cage
> needed steel bars that were
> 5" thick and nobody could get near it.
> 
> When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
> with a strange 
> looking
> animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone
> felt sorry for Bush
> because
> there was no way that this dog could possibly last
> 10 seconds with the
> Afghanistani dog.
> 
> When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> out of its' cage, and
> slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
> snarled and leaped 
> out
> of its' cage and charged the American Dachshund ---
> but when it got close
> enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its' mouth and
> consumed Osama's dog 
> in
> one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
> 
> Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
> disbelief, "We don't 
> understand
> how this could have happened. We had our best people
> working for 5 years
> with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler  dogs in
> the world and the
> biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
> 
> "That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael
> Jackson's plastic surgeon
> working for 5 years to make that alligator look like
> a wiener dog".
> 
>
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