Re: humor-the best medicine

Oh, Theresa, laid off?  That's got to hit him hard.  Was he expecting it at
all?  I'm so sorry; I know how that can feel.

> ...So, what do you think will happen
> next????

My mother always said these things come in 3s.

Kitty
neIN, Z5
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Theresa -yhoo" <tchessie@yahoo.com>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 7:04 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine


> Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle.  My dad is
> more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't
> be able to come home.  And.... to top off the day, my
> husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me
> that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years
> with this company)..So, what do you think will happen
> next????
>
> Got any more jokes?  I think today calls for 2 or more
> humor-breaks.
> Theresa
>
> --- Chapel Ridge Wal Mart National Hearing Center
> <4042N15@nationalhearing.com> wrote:
>
> > And now for a shot of much needed humor....
> >
> > The Dachshund
> >
> > President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle
> > the war once and for
> > all.
> > They sat down and decided to settle the whole
> > dispute with one dog fight.
> > They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
> > dog in the world and
> > whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
> > dominate the world.
> >
> > Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
> > Rottweiler female dogs in
> > the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian
> > wolves. They selected
> > only
> > the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
> > removed his siblings,
> > which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
> > came up with the biggest,
> > meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its' cage
> > needed steel bars that were
> > 5" thick and nobody could get near it.
> >
> > When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
> > with a strange
> > looking
> > animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone
> > felt sorry for Bush
> > because
> > there was no way that this dog could possibly last
> > 10 seconds with the
> > Afghanistani dog.
> >
> > When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> > out of its' cage, and
> > slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
> > snarled and leaped
> > out
> > of its' cage and charged the American Dachshund ---
> > but when it got close
> > enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its' mouth and
> > consumed Osama's dog
> > in
> > one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
> >
> > Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
> > disbelief, "We don't
> > understand
> > how this could have happened. We had our best people
> > working for 5 years
> > with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler  dogs in
> > the world and the
> > biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
> >
> > "That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael
> > Jackson's plastic surgeon
> > working for 5 years to make that alligator look like
> > a wiener dog".
> >
> >
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