Fwd: Women over 40 - Andy Rooney

Has nothing to do with gardening, but thought you might find it amusing.

Cathy, west central IL, z5b

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>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
>>> thinks about women over 40:
>>>
>>> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are
>>> just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the
>>> middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
>>> care what you think.
>>> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't
>>> sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do,
>>> and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified.
>>> They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in
>>> the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
>>> it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
>>> away with it.
>>> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
>>> what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
>>> You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you
>>> get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
>>> herCBCB younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
>>> honest.
>>> They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
>>> like one.
>>> You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we
>>> praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
>>> it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot
>>> woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
>>> making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies,
>>> I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
>>> can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays
>>> 80% of women are against marriage. Why?  Because women realize
>>> it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
>>> AMEN
>>>
>>
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