OT - another one about age

Maybe you've seen this b4, but it's still funny....
With all the new technology regarding fertility Recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 

           "May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?" 

           "No, not yet," She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?" 

           "No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" 

           "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" 

            "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!"

Kitty
neIN, Zone 5 
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