Re: Humor Emergency

**N* S* <s*@earthlink.net>**

Speaking of worms. When crossing the border from Canada into the US  
several years ago, our car was pulled over for a
random search. The border patrol  searched my purse, luggage and  
pulled out the back seat of the
car. Next to us was an old  station wagon piled high with crates of  
worms. After we were deemed clean, I turned
to the BC and said, I want to see you do a complete search on that  
cargo.  He suggested I leave.

Nancy Szerlag
On Apr 16, 2007, at 9:53 PM, Dan Clost wrote:

> I just gave a seminar on lawn care and one of the products  
> mentioned was
> worm castings- from a certified organic worm farm.  Which gives  
> rise to any
> number of questions:
>
> How big does a worm farm have to be in order to be called a worm farm?
> How many acres of pasture per worm?
> How do you round up your herd of worms? Is there a Judas-worm like  
> there is
> a Judas-goat for sheep.
> If you have a worm stampede, can you lassoe the leader?
> How many castings does it take to fill a 30 litre bag?
> How does one collect these castings? With a tiny shovel?
> What does one call their worm farm? How do you brand your stock?
>
> Helps if you're in a big cosy chair with a hot toddy whilst  
> cogitating on
> this whole affair.
>
> Dan
>
>
>> I'm having a humor emergency --
>> Any stories or ideas? Thanks!
>>
>> Betty Mackey
>>
>
>
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