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Re: Humor Emergency
I just gave a seminar on lawn care and one of the products mentioned was
worm castings- from a certified organic worm farm. Which gives rise to any
number of questions:
How big does a worm farm have to be in order to be called a worm farm?
How many acres of pasture per worm?
How do you round up your herd of worms? Is there a Judas-worm like there is
a Judas-goat for sheep.
If you have a worm stampede, can you lassoe the leader?
How many castings does it take to fill a 30 litre bag?
How does one collect these castings? With a tiny shovel?
What does one call their worm farm? How do you brand your stock?
Helps if you're in a big cosy chair with a hot toddy whilst cogitating on
this whole affair.
Dan
> I'm having a humor emergency --
> Any stories or ideas? Thanks!
>
> Betty Mackey
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