Cat Lovers (and others)
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- Subject: Cat Lovers (and others)
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2000 09:51:37 EST
THE COLLECTION PLATE
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000
in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the priest,
overcome with curiosity, approached her.
"Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you
put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,"
he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every
week my son sends me money, and what
I don't need I give to the church."
"That's wonderful, how much does
he send you?"
"Oh, $2,000 a week."
"Your son is very successful, what does
he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession.
Where does he practice?"
"Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City
and another in Dallas.
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