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GREAT Holiday Recipe



 > > > > > With the holidays coming, here's a fruitcake recipe 
that will help take stress out of this normally stressful time. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Ingredients: 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 cup water 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 cup sugar 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 4 large eggs 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 2 cups dried fruit 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 tsp salt 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 cup brown sugar 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 3 oz lemon juice 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 cup nuts 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 1 gallon Absolut Vodka 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > First, sample the vodka to check for freshness. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Take a large bowl. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest 
quality. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Repeat. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Repeat again. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a 
large fluffy  bowl. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Add water, eggs and 1 tsp sugar and beat again. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Make surr the vodca is still OK. Cry another tup. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Turn off mixers. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Mix on the turner. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it 
loose 

 > > with 

 > > > a drewsciver. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Check the vodka. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something . 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Whatever. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Grease the oven. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Turn the cake tin 350 degrees. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Don't forget to beat off the turner. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Whip the bowl out the window. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Check the vidka again. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Go to bed. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > p.p.s.s. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > donot fourgett to chek the vodk. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > p.s.s. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > Sorrry abot the speeling,But i'am drunk and I cann't 
find the 

 > > > > spackbase button. 

 > > > > > 

 > > > > > SENDING BEST WISHES FOR A HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE 
HOLIDAY SEASON 

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