GREAT Holiday Recipe
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- Subject: GREAT Holiday Recipe
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2000 04:47:27 EST
> > > > > With the holidays coming, here's a fruitcake recipe
that will help take stress out of this normally stressful time.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Ingredients:
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 cup water
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 cup sugar
> > > > >
> > > > > 4 large eggs
> > > > >
> > > > > 2 cups dried fruit
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 tsp salt
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 cup brown sugar
> > > > >
> > > > > 3 oz lemon juice
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 cup nuts
> > > > >
> > > > > 1 gallon Absolut Vodka
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
> > > > >
> > > > > Take a large bowl.
> > > > >
> > > > > Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest
quality.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Repeat.
> > > > >
> > > > > Repeat again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
> > > > >
> > > > > Add water, eggs and 1 tsp sugar and beat again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Make surr the vodca is still OK. Cry another tup.
> > > > >
> > > > > Turn off mixers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mix on the turner.
> > > > >
> > > > > If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it
loose
> > with
> > > a drewsciver.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
> > > > >
> > > > > Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
> > > > >
> > > > > Check the vodka.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> > > > >
> > > > > Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something .
> > > > >
> > > > > Whatever.
> > > > >
> > > > > Grease the oven.
> > > > >
> > > > > Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> > > > >
> > > > > Whip the bowl out the window.
> > > > >
> > > > > Check the vidka again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Go to bed.
> > > > >
> > > > > Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
> > > > >
> > > > > p.p.s.s.
> > > > >
> > > > > donot fourgett to chek the vodk.
> > > > >
> > > > > p.s.s.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sorrry abot the speeling,But i'am drunk and I cann't
find the
> > > > spackbase button.
> > > > >
> > > > > SENDING BEST WISHES FOR A HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE
HOLIDAY SEASON
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