Re: Real Man University (joke)
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- Subject: Re: Real Man University (joke)
- From: K* A*
- Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 19:40:35 -0600
Next to each Line I'll Post my hubby's grade (NO ladies! He's not for sale
or trade .. not even for hosta)
;) Kate
>
> REAL MAN UNIVERSITY:
A new 2-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of
> you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just
6
> trimesters, you too can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA
> Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
> >>
> >>FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
> B >>MEN 101 Combating stupidity
> A+ >>MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
> A >>MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
> A >>MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
> (This years Christmas gift is from www.hortus-ornamenti.co.uk I had to
order it because he is still not comfortable with internet purchase and he
thought he'd ask a Pro HaHa>>
>
>>WINTER SCHEDULE
> B >>MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> (only one silk sweater shrunk and wool slacks washed not dry cleaned)
extra credit for Ironing (A)
A >>MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3
AM
> Was that his response to female getting in at 3 am???
A++ >>MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
> A >>EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
> B >>EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
> A >>ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
> >>
> >>SPRING SCHEDULE
> C >>MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
> A+ >>MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
> B+ >>MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
> C >>MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
> >>
> >>SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
> Passed >>SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
> Passed >>SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
> Passed >>MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
> A++ taught son to do the same >>MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat
Down
> >>ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)
> >>
> >>WINTER SCHEDULE
> B (he hasn't quite broke me of my RC Dependency) >>MEN 210 The Remote
Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
> C >>MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
> A++ >>MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
Nine yrs of marriage and only One sip of champagne (after I
threatened to divorce him if he did not)
> A > he's better looking then Denzel >>MEN 213 Honest, You Don't
Look Like Denzel Washington,
Especially When Naked
> A++ >>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
> Thank god for internet reminders for me not to forget our
Anniversary >>
> >>SPRING SCHEDULE
> Pass >>MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/FailOnly)
> Pass >>MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
> FAILED >>MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
> Pass >>MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT ConsideredForeplay
> PASSED >>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important 2
> >>
> >>COURSE ELECTIVES
> NOWAY >>EAT 110 Cooking with Tofu
> A >>EAT 111 Utilization of Eating Utensils
> B+ >>EAT 112 Burping and Belching Discreetly
> A++ >>MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law
> B >>MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
> C >>MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
> A >>ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)
> >>
> >> *Classes are offered at a reduced rate for retirees. Unlimited
>
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