Re: Only in.....
- To: hosta-open@mallorn.com, C*@aol.com
- Subject: Re: Only in.....
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 08:22:19 EST
> > > Two Yankees are driving through Texas, when they get
> > > pulled over by
> > > a State Trooper.
> > >
> > > The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
> > > nightstick, the
> > > driver
> > > rolls down the window and WHACK! ... The trooper
> > > smacked him right
> > > on top of the head with the stick.
> > >
> > > The driver finally comes to and asks, "What the hell
> > > was that for!?"
> > >
> > > The Trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we
> > > pull you over, you
> > > better have your license ready when we get to your
> > > car."
> > >
> > > Not wanting to make his situation with the law any
> > > worse, the driver
> > > says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
> > > here."
> > >
> > > The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and
> > > he's clean.He
> > > gives the guy his license back and walks around to
> > > the passenger side
> > > and taps on the window.
> > >
> > > The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK!
> > > The trooper
> > > smacks him with the nightstick also. After he
> > > recovers, the somewhat
> > > dazed passenger asks,
> > > "Holy smokes, Man!! ... What did you do that for?"
> > >
> > > The cop answers, "Just making your wishes come
> > > true."
> > >
> > > Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with,
> > > "Huh?"
> > >
> > > The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are!
> > > Two miles down
> > > the road you're gonna say, "I wish that redneck
> > > bastard would've tried that shi* with me!'"
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