Re: advantages
- To: hosta-open@mallorn.com, C*@aol.com
- Subject: Re: advantages
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 07:41:56 EST
This was sent to me by one of our group. It's too good to not share.
Jim Dixon
Detroit
The up-side of aging: OH my! HAHHAHA!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
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