Funny
- To: S*@aol.com
- Subject: Funny
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 23:04:07 EST
Very Foreign Expressions
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take
a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single
letter and provide a definition for the new expression
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID:
Honk if you're Scottish
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?:
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
VENI, VIPI, VICI:
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
COGITO EGGO SUM:
I think; therefore I am a waffle.
RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
QUE SERA SERF:
Life is feudal.
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI:
The king is dead. No kidding.
POSH MORTEM:
Death styles of the rich and famous.
PRO BOZO PUBLICO:
Support your local clown.
MONAGE A TROIS:
I am three years old.
HASTE CUISINE:
Fast French food.
QUIP PRO QUO:
A fast retort.
ALOHA OY:
Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
MAZEL TON:
Tons of luck.
VISA LA FRANCE:
Don't leave your chateau without it.
CARNE DIEM:
Seize the meat.
MESSAGE OF THE DAY!
> > >
> > > Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
> > > Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42
> > > muscles in your face to frown .....
> > >
> > > BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and
> > > slap the son-of-a-bitch upside the head ....
> > >
> > > Pass it on ..... and have a nice day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To sign-off this list, send email to majordomo@mallorn.com with the
message text UNSUBSCRIBE HOSTA-OPEN
