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Re: Fw: WHY EMAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS


Hi Sam
	I bet you catch it for this. Good luck
Bye
Bob

Sam wrote:
> 
> IGLH
> Sam I Am
> 
> > #11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
> >
> > #10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
> >
> > #9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
> worth
> > the fuss that those who have it make about it.
> >
> > #8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
> > psychologists call E-mail Envy.
> >
> > #7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real
> work
> > done.
> >
> > #6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
> vital to
> > the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing
> it
> > should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
> >
> > #5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
> >
> > #4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more and more difficult
> to
> > think coherently.
> >
> > #3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
> and
> > influence warrant.
> >
> > #2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot
> of
> > trouble.
> >
> > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS:
> >
> > #1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.
> >
> >
> 
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