Fw: WHY EMAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
- To: "Hosta Open"
- Subject: Fw: WHY EMAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
- From: S*
- Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 23:52:10 -0500
IGLH
Sam I Am
> #11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
>
> #10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
>
> #9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
worth
> the fuss that those who have it make about it.
>
> #8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
> psychologists call E-mail Envy.
>
> #7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real
work
> done.
>
> #6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to
> the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing
it
> should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
>
> #5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
>
> #4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more and more difficult
to
> think coherently.
>
> #3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
and
> influence warrant.
>
> #2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot
of
> trouble.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS:
>
> #1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.
>
>
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