Re: Political Follicles (and hostas too)
- Subject: Re: Political Follicles (and hostas too)
- From: &* M* <p*@comcast.net>
- Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 19:23:36 -0600
Hmmmm, I think Lili could run as the underdog?
Pat
----- Original Message -----
From: "cbctplant" <cbctplant@sbcglobal.net>
To: <hosta-open@hort.net>
Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 2004 7:04 PM
Subject: Re: Political Follicles (and hostas too)
> Hey Gang,
>
> Here here! I agree! While it would be GREAT to have a woman for
president,
> none that I can think of can hold a candle to the over all body coverage
of
> hair that men have from their heads to their toes... Alttara's suggestion
of
> Bob Solberg is a good one because of the face hair factor but according to
the
> Drudge Report, Bob had a special beard toupee made after the terrible
accident
> in his kitchen while combining Guacamole and Fried Bananas. It isn't
talked
> about much these days but if the truth of his fake facial hair ever came
out
> during the last weeks of the ugly political campaign, his candidacy would
be
> doomed.
>
> As Regional Director of the AHS Region One, and former FIRST LOOK meeting
> chair, on behalf of all of us at FIRST LOOK, we would like to nominate and
> support one of our own. One who can debate til the cows come home. While
you
> may not agree with all of his views...he will surely represent us hosta
> fanatics in Washington.
>
> He certainly has the "stuff" to win hands down on the hair factor. And
without
> further adieu, I present our candidate for the Hosta Party nominee, the
one,
> the only, already President of his own Hosta Nursery.....Chick Wasitis!!!!
>
> To prove he has the right stuff (HAIR) we have posted an "au naturel"
photo of
> a younger Chick frolicking in a steam at Woodstock.
> Please move the young'uns away from your computer screens before clicking
on
> this link...
> http://www.hostalibrary.org/firstlook/ChickNude.jpg
>
>
>
> Political Follicles (and hostas too) the Chick for President Campaign. No
tax
> dollars were used for this post.
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Bill Meyer" <njhosta@hotmail.com>
> To: <hosta-open@hort.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 2004 6:30 PM
> Subject: Political Follicles (and hostas too)
>
>
> Hi Everybody,
> We need a president who gardens. A president that worries about
> overwintering
> and can't wait for spring. A president that will surround the White House
> with hostas and other (companion) plants. A president that also worries
> about viruses and nematodes. A president who can tell organic fertilizer
> from campaign speeches. Yes, we need a president who cares about the
plants!
> Let's hear your suggestions for who should be our candidate!
> Remember, guys like Dan might make a great candidate if they had enough
> hair, but they'd never have a chance against Kerry's mane. Nope, we need
> someone who could stand toe-to-toe with the best hair in the Democratic
> Party, someone who can match Kerry follicle for follicle. There hasn't
been
> a serious independent candidate for President since Ross Perot, so the
time
> is right for another one now.
> .......Bill
> Meyer
>
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