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Hosta Mania

You know you have hosta mania  bad when -

"You hang up the phone with a sigh of relief after just placing a hosta
credit card order because the total was less than five hundred dollars"

" You and your spouse take a vacation to Europe using the frequent flyer
miles built up with your hosta purchases"

" You purchase at least one hosta from every catalog that you receive so
that they will keep you on their mailing list"

"You purchase a hosta for $25, having paid $50 for the same hosta last
year, just to ' lower your average cost' "

"Your hosta orders begin to arrive and you realize that you bought the same
plant from two different people"

"You purchase night vision infra red gogles in order to better locate slugs
at night"

" You celebrate your 25th weddling aniversary by attending the hosta

" You spend $150 on a nice dinner, having not purchased Christmass Tree

Roy Dales
Milton, VT
Z 3/4 
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