Re: Hosta Mania
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I too have this sickness. At least I'm not alone. ")
Tom
Carolyn Q. Bryson wrote:
> Hi Roy -
> I like your HOSTA MANIA. May I have your permission to include it in one
> of our Indianapolis Hosta Society Newsletters?
>
> Carolyn Q. Bryson
> -------------------------------
> At 09:58 AM 2/12/99 -0500, you wrote:
> >
> >
> >You know you have hosta mania bad when -
> >
> >"You hang up the phone with a sigh of relief after just placing a hosta
> >credit card order because the total was less than five hundred dollars"
> >
> >" You and your spouse take a vacation to Europe using the frequent flyer
> >miles built up with your hosta purchases"
> >
> >" You purchase at least one hosta from every catalog that you receive so
> >that they will keep you on their mailing list"
> >
> >"You purchase a hosta for $25, having paid $50 for the same hosta last
> >year, just to ' lower your average cost' "
> >
> >"Your hosta orders begin to arrive and you realize that you bought the same
> >plant from two different people"
> >
> >"You purchase night vision infra red gogles in order to better locate slugs
> >at night"
> >
> >" You celebrate your 25th weddling aniversary by attending the hosta
> >convention"
> >
> >" You spend $150 on a nice dinner, having not purchased Christmass Tree
> >Gala"
> >
> >Roy Dales
> >Milton, VT
> >Z 3/4
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