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Re: rain

 ~ I Need A Raise! ~
 A recently married minister went to his congregation, informed them
 his wife's pregnancy and asked for a raise that would allow him a
 reasonable salary.  After deliberation it was agreed that the
 in family size warranted the raise.
 After six births in six years the congregants called a meeting to
 complain that the cost was becoming burdensome.  Things got
 Finally, the minister stood at the altar and said, a little
 "Having children is an act of God!"
 "Snow and rain are acts of God, too," a man at the back of the room
 said, "but most of us wear rubbers."
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