Re: rain

 
 ~ I Need A Raise! ~
 
 
 A recently married minister went to his congregation, informed them
 of
 
 his wife's pregnancy and asked for a raise that would allow him a
 
 reasonable salary.  After deliberation it was agreed that the
 increase
 
 in family size warranted the raise.
 
 
 After six births in six years the congregants called a meeting to
 
 complain that the cost was becoming burdensome.  Things got
 contentious.
 
 
 Finally, the minister stood at the altar and said, a little
 angrily,
 
 "Having children is an act of God!"
 
 
 "Snow and rain are acts of God, too," a man at the back of the room
 
 said, "but most of us wear rubbers."
 
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