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 Smart man + smart woman = romance
 Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 Dumb man + smart woman = affair
 Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
 Smart boss + smart employee = profit
 Smart boss + dumb employee = production
 Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
 Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & try not to understand
 her at all.
 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
 willing to die.
 Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
 remembering the same thing.
 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
 Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
 A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
 A woman has the last word in any argument.
 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage
 and after marriage.

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