What Kids Think- Too cute!!!!
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- Subject: What Kids Think- Too cute!!!!
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 08:13:15 EST
>> >Subject: Fw: What Kids Think- Too cute!!!!
>> >
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>> >>> >1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
>> >>> > - Patrick, age 10
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
>> >>> > don't answer him. - Michael, 14
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
>> >>> > your hair. -Taylia, 11
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
>> >>> > your school assignment. - Traci, 14
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
>> >>> > - Mitchell, 12
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
>> >>> > - Andrew, 9
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
>> >>> > - Kyoyo, 9
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>> >>> > 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>> >>> > - Armir, 9
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>> >>> > 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>> >>> > - Kellie, 11
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
>> >>> > -Naomi, 15
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball
>> bat.
>> >>> > - Joel, 10
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
>> >>> > when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
>> >>>
>> >> >>
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