MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (G-Humor)
- Subject: MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (G-Humor)
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:47:34 EST
MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
>
> 70 above
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
>
> 60 above
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Michigan plant gardens.
>
> 50 above
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Michigan sunbathe.
>
> 40 above
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above
> Distilled water freezes.
> Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
>
> 20 above
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
> hats.
> People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above
> Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0
> People in Miami all die...
> Michiganders lick the flagpole.
>
> 20 below
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
>
> 40 below
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 60 below
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
> Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
> it
> gets cold enough.
>
> 80 below
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> People in Michigan rent some videos.
>
> 100 below
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> 297 below
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> 460 below
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 500 below
> Hell freezes over.
> The Lions win the Super Bowl!
Jim ;-)
Old age and cunning will always overcome youth and talent!
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