Re: commodity and stock markets
- Subject: Re: commodity and stock markets
- From: L* J*
- Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 18:35:43 -0500
Cute Jim! I like this one!
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Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 2:05 PM
Subject: commodity and stock markets
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> Checking the commodity and stock markets, I found(?).
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> Helium was up, feathers were down.
> Paper was stationary.
> Fluorescent bulbs were dimmed in light trading.
> Knives were up sharply.
> Beef steered into a bull market.
> Pencils lost a few points.
> Hiking equipment was trailing.
> Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
> Weights were up in heavy trading.
> Light switches were off.
> Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
> Diapers remain unchanged.
> Ocean freight lines stayed at an even keel.
> The market for raisins dried up.
> Coca Cola fizzled.
> Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
> Sun peaked at midday.
> Balloon prices were inflated.
> Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
> And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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> Jim ;-)
> Old age and cunning will always overcome youth and talent!
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