RE: commodity and stock markets
- Subject: RE: commodity and stock markets
- From: M* C*
- Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 23:01:38 -0500
- Importance: Normal
Jim we really enjoyed that.
Mary
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Subject: commodity and stock markets
Checking the commodity and stock markets, I found(?).
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent bulbs were dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Beef steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Ocean freight lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
Jim ;-)
Old age and cunning will always overcome youth and talent!
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