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> TOP 15 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
>
> Pass My Shotgun
> Psychotic Mood Shift
> Perpetual Munching Spree
> Puffy Mid-Section
> People Make Me Sick
> Provide Me with Sweets
> Pardon My Sobbing
> Pimples May Surface
> Pass My Sweatpants
> Pissy Mood Syndrome
> Plainly; Men Suck
> Pack My Stuff
> Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
> Princess of Mood Swings
> Psycho Moon Storms
>
> Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house
> knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
> BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured
it
> out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
light
> bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the
> SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle,
> actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to
> change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
> UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
> WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T
> ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
> ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!...
> HOUSE!
>
> I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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