Re: Most effective Deer Repelant Suggestions...

In a message dated 6/16/01 9:13:44 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
samk52@earthlink.net writes:

<<   I might be
 able to get my sister to sneak some out for me though.  She's a 
 keeper and works with the lions, tigers and cheetahs. >>

Sharon, you have got a finger in every pot, don't you?  I can see the 
headlines in the paper now, keeper arrested for sneaking out lion _ _ _ _!  
You might need to buy her a new purse after this.

Reminds me of the time my mother in law was visiting with her brother in FL.  
She took it upon herself to go to the chicken farm with her sister in law to 
get some chicken manure.  She bags the stuff up and transports it the eight 
hundred miles plus to find that the inside of their brand new conversion van 
now smells like chicken manure.  It always did after that. Very Strong too!  
They had to sell the van because no one could stand the smell.  Took a big 
loss on it too, all for the price of some chicken doo.  

Now I am going to see if I can get on the phone and locate some of that 
predator urine.  If anyone has it-it will be much easier than smuggling 
cheetah droppings.  However if it is not illegal will you please have her 
sneak some out for me and freeze it so it will remain fresh.  

Lord, stop me, I seem to be having too much fun with this one.  I hope you 
know that I am joshing lovely lady.  N.
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