Re: sports


In a message dated 3/29/1999 6:46:52 PM Central Standard Time,
wie1086@mail.harborcom.net writes:

<< Chick,
 
 by my calculation, I owe you $7.30. The check is in the mail<bg>
 
 Ray W z5
 Mentor, Ohio
 
 Chick wrote:
 
 > Dear hosta fans
 > I hereby notify all of hostadom that I was the first person to discover
 > that hostas can be divided.  It was some time back.  I will be requiring
 > each of you that divides a hosta to send me a 10 cent royalty.
 >
 > Since Ben discovered sports, I think it only fair that any of us that
 > play sports, send him a dime.  Fortunately, I only play the bongos, and I
 > think Desi Arnez discovered them.  He's dead.
 >
 > Chick
  >>
Dear Chick, 

This is no laughing matter. I have had to file for bankruptcy today!

Tanx a lot!

Clyde Crockett
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