poem

Poem For Computer Users Over 30 - No Author
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> >A computer was something on TV
> >From a science fiction show of note.
> >A window was something you hated to clean
> >And ram was the cousin of a goat.
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> >Meg was the name of my girlfriend
> >And gig was a job for the nights
> >Now they all mean different things
> >And that really mega bytes
> >
> >An application was for employment
> >A program was a TV show
> >A cursor used profanity
> >A keyboard was a piano
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> >Memory was something that you lost with age
> >A CD was a bank account
> >And if you had a 3-in floppy
> >You hoped nobody found out
> >
> >Compress was something you did to the garbage
> >Not something you did to a file
> >And if you unzipped anything in public
> >You'd be in jail for awhile
> >
> >Log on was adding wood to the fire
> >Hard drive was a long trip on the road
> >A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
> >And a backup happened to your commode
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> >Cut you did with a pocket knife
> >Paste you did with glue
> >A web was spider's home
> >And a virus was the flu
> >
> >I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
> >And the memory in my head
> >I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
> >But when it happens they wish they were dead
> >
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