US HELD HOSTAGE
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- Subject: US HELD HOSTAGE
- From: B*
- Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 13:56:15 -0600
US HELD HOSTAGE
An Open Letter from Florida to the rest of the country:
OK, here's the deal. We here in Florida have all gotten together and
decided
to hold the rest of the country hostage with these here election
results
until you come and take your parents back home with you!
That's right, we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how
beautiful your children are. We can't stand it any longer! And where
did
they learn to DRIVE????? We're running out of Depends down here and
it's
gonna get
messy.
You want a president...WE want the speed limit over 20 mph.....Is it a
deal?
George W, you listening? How about you, Mr. Gore?
Ya gettin this?
We need a break, and quit sending the Canadians down here, too! We
mean it,
we're not lettin the results out, we'll stall with lawsuits and claim
ballot
fraud. Anything until you come and take the old devils outta here!
Signed,
Greg B. (PS: I voted 1787 times, but I only used my real name 976
times,
so I'll never get caught!)
--
Bye
Bob Bob Axmear 208 2nd St Ne Waukon, Ia 52172
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