Re: OT-HUMOR: Danger in the iris beds



-----Original Message-----
From: Donald Eaves <donald@eastland.net>
To: iris-talk@egroups.com <iris-talk@egroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, April 25, 2000 9:56 PM
Subject: [iris-talk] OT-HUMOR: Danger in the iris beds


>O.K., folks, I've lost my mind.  . . . I stopped and picked
>up a real life coon dog. . .  not the safest or
>sanest thing I've ever introduced to the iris beds. . . the owners usually
are anxious to find them and
>get them back (thus the collar I.d. . .

Right, Donald, you've lost your mind.  Dogs and gardens are natural enemies.
I hope you still have some pods left by the time you find the owner -- if
ever.  The last lost hound I picked up was only going to be with us
overnight, I promised my wife, until I could find her (the dog) another
home.   The dog was with us for 13 years.  At any rate, your posting
inspires this fancied exhange between two dogs meeting for the first time:

Pooch #1:  Hi, Fido!

Pooch #2:  Hey, how do you know my name?

Pooch #1:  Collar ID.

Sorry about that  -- (well, not really),

Griff

jgcrump@erols.com in Virginia


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