Re: OT: Iris Blooms and Murhphy's Law


In a message dated 98-04-11 13:16:14 EDT, you write:

>Finally, thinking of what life will be like with no pay check.  I leave for
>work.  The predicted high winds have already materialized.  I think of the
>irises while at work pretending to be engrossed in the papers on my desk,
>knowing the pristine perfection of the newly open blooms has already
>passed.

Donald.... Loved this tale!!!  In Western New York this is called "Iris
Anxiety".  When we worry about every single thing.  I once wrote a poem about
it, but I could never hope to find it now.  I do remember it started:

It's too cold,
It's too hot,
I KNOW I'm getting iris rot

and so on.  I worry when it rains, I worry when it does not.  I worry about
ANY temperature at all.  I worry about over fertilizing, under fertilizing,
not fertilizing or what I fertilized with.  I worry about organic gardening...
irisborer... hail, meteor showers, and a direct nuclear hit on my new bed.  I
worry that the show is scheduled too early or too late.  And so it goes.

Funny thing - as soon as they bloom, I'm so enraptured I don't worry!

There is a daylily hybridizer named David Kirchhoff who does a program called
"The Healing Power of Daylilies".  He claims that growing daylilies is every
bit as good as taking prozac.  

I don't think he's wrong.... but it's a pity he doesn't grow irises.

(especially beardless <BG>)

Kathy Guest... feelthy and happy
in East Aurora, NY



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