Re: CULT: HUMOR Leaf Removal & Soft Rot

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From: <Oneofcultivars@aol.com>
To: <iris@hort.net>
Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 4:46 PM
Subject: Re: [iris] CULT: HUMOR Leaf Removal & Soft Rot


> In a message dated 2/14/2003 10:50:29 AM Central Standard Time,
> redear@infinet.com writes:
>
>
> > Anyone know what at what pH that squirrels quit growing?
> >
>
> This here recipe is garanteed to work.
> Take 10 or 15 big ears of corn and shell 'em.
> Put  that corn in yore washpot.
> Be shore in git all th' sorry grains out fore you do.
> Put in bout 10 or pert nigh maybe 15 gallons of water.
> Put in bout a gallon of sodium hydroxide.
> That 'ud be lye lest yore from Tennessee, and sho' nuff that's what they
> called it up there. Anyways, its the same stuff we git when we drip that
> water through ashes when we's a makin' soap at hog killin' down here.
> Cook the whole mess near bout 8 hours by the fire till the grains git soft
> and start to crackin open. Then git it a ways from the fire and put it in
> yore dish pan.
> Take it on down to the creek and wash it and wash it until all the husks
is
> gone, and them little black things too. Them's the kernel hearts that wuz
> grown to th' cob. I ain't got any kinda idy what one of them Tennessee
folks
> 'ud call 'em though.
> Then take it back to th' house and put it back in that there pot with some
> new water and cook it about that much more by yore fire. Best git up in
th'
> night sometime and poke that there fire some and be a checkin' th' water
too.
> Forin you do that go outside and git one or two of them squirrels. You kin
> use you slang shot ifin you don't want the sheriff to here no shootin'.
> Dress 'em and just throw 'em on in. Don't leave no hairs though.
> Hair and hominy ain't good. But now squirrel and hominy shore is.
>
> Smiles,
> Bill Burleson
>
 Now I noes war to find me a good forked hickrey branch. But war kin a
feller find an ole inner tube an a shoe tong fer the rest of the slang shot.
Got me som ole balberins hid in the shed.

How many squirrel do I got to get feed this hole iris clan yere. Got plenty
of them critters around.

Fom one of them thar yankies

Mike Greenfield

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