Fwd:: OT: Joke The Collard Greens

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From: "George Sparks" <gcsparks1@comcast.net>
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Subject: Fw: The Collard Greens
Date: Fri, 6 Jan 2006 19:49:48 -0500
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  The Collard Greens

  An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard
  green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because .The
  ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him,
was
  in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
  predicament.

  Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,

  I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my
  collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
  garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you Would
  dig the plot for me.

  Love Dad

  A few days later he received a letter from his son.
  Dear Daddy Jankins,

  Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.

  Love Junbugg Jankins III


  At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the
  entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
  left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


  Dear Daddy Jankins,


  You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could
do
  under the circumstances.

  Love Junebugg III


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