OT: ALCOHOL AT IRIS FUNCTIONS
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- Subject: OT: ALCOHOL AT IRIS FUNCTIONS
- From: J* C*
- Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 08:45:31 GMT
I saw the movie version of this Bill, with Jim Carey as one of the streakers
- it was hilarious! Grinning insanely and streaking through the middle of
the dykes bed, while judging was in progress - being chased by officials in
white coats. When he tripped and landed in the pond of japanese iris, and
came up with a koi in his mouth - we couldn't stop laughing .......
(Oh - you are serious? hmmmm!)
>Bill wrote: I want to warn all of you NOT to serve alcohol at any kind of
>garden function. Our club, the Farmville Area Roto Tillers, made the
>mistake of making a fifth of Virginia Gentleman available before the
>program at one of our meetings. The slide show of various forms of damage
>to oaks caused by >lawn equipment was completely disrupted by unruly,
>drunken members >shouting the worst kind of obscenities. After the meeting,
>two of our members were arrested for "streaking" the Winn Dixie at the
>Southgate Shopping Plaza, and one other passed out on >the courthouse lawn
>after smashing all the mailboxes on Third St. with >a croquet mallet. I
>know of at least one divorce that was a direct >outgrowth of that meeting.
>The club has since disbanded, and the acrimony over how to dispose of >the
>treasury ($34.56) ended a long friendship between the president and >the
>treasurer.
>Please think of the children!
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