Re: OT: Showing irises





Griff wrote:
>Just think, all you have to do when you bring your iris to the show is give 
>it a little modest grooming, set it on the bench, wish it well and go off 
>and have coffee or hit the shopping mall. You don’t have to lead it around 
>a ring, hold its tail up, make it jump through hoops or keep it from making 
>mischief with the other entries. You don’t have to test the hardness or the 
>temperature of its water – just whether there’s enough in the vase. If your 
>iris has leaf spot, you just artfully trim off that portion of the leaf. 
>Fish get "ick", which is spotty, filmy stuff on their fins. But if you trim 
>off a portion of its fin, your fish looks odd and it swims funny. And if 
>your iris gives off a fragrance like cat urine, no need to panic. You’re 
>not going to have to clean up after it. Which reminds me of another good 
>thing about the iris. You can feed it right up to the time of the show and 
>it won’t do anything nasty on the bench. But best of all, I think, is that 
>no matter how grossly you may mishandle it, your iris won’t bite you – 
>which is more than you can say for a poodle or a piranha.

And if it doesn't win a prize at the show, you can discard it in the nearest 
bin!
Jan
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