Fwd: Re: Joke du Jour


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Date:    96-09-20 21:22:35 EDT
From:    JMEIrvin
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Jokes...
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Date: 96-09-19 14:32:21 EDT

Thanks Emil-I laughed. Here's another Gates Joke--Paul 
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
  being sized up by St. Peter.

  "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether
  to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped
  society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet
  you also created that ghastly Windows '95.  I'm going to do
  something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you
  decide where you want to go."

  Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"

  St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly,
  if it will help your decision."

  "Fine, but where should I go first?"

  "I'll leave that up to you."

  "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

  So Bill went to Hell.  It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
  clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing
  in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining;
  the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

  "This is great!" he told St. Peter.
  "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"

  "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

  Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
  playing harps and singing.  It was nice, but not as enticing as
  Hell.  Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

  "Hmmm.  I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.

  "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."

  So Bill Gates went to Hell.

  Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire
  to see how he was doing in Hell.  When he got there, he found Bill,
  shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves,
  being burned and tortured by demons.

  "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

  Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
  "This  is awful!  This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks
  ago! I can't believe this is happening!  What happened to that other
  place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing
  in the water?!???"

  "That was a demo," replied St.. Peter


>From JMEIrvin@aol.com
From:    JMEIrvin
From:	emilh@rom.on.ca  Mon Sep 23 11:49:40 MDT 1996
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