Fwd: Joke du Jour


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Subj:    Fwd: Joke du Jour
Date:    96-09-20 21:22:31 EDT
From:    JMEIrvin
To:      jjirvin@h2o.com

Jokes on e-mail...
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From:	emilh@rom.on.ca (Emil Huston)
Sender:	sciart-l@unl.edu
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Date: 96-09-19 13:01:56 EDT

     God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked up to Heaven three 
     influential humans:  Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.
     
     "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed.  "You each 
     have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." 
     With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.
     
     Clinton immediately called his cabinet.  "I have good news and bad 
     news," he announced grimly.  "The good news is that there is a God. 
     The bad news is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a 
     week."
     
     In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news 
     and worse news.  The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a God 
     after all. The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world 
     in a week."
     
     Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers.  "I have 
     good news and better news.  The good news is that God considers me one 
     of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed.  "The better 
     news is we don't have to fix Windows 95."
     
     Emil Huston
     Royal Ontario Museum
     Toronto
     emilh@rom.on.ca
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