Re: Iris humor--
- To: i*@rt66.com
- Subject: Re: Iris humor--
- From: L*@aol.com
- Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 08:15:22 -0400
In a message dated 96-09-12 07:38:14 EDT, you write:
>You might be a redneck irisarian if your garden is cluttered
>with brown paper bags!
Sorry Clarence, but I have to edit this one! To be a true redneck irisarian,
the garden would be DECORATED with brown paper bags. I don't think 'clutter'
is in the redneck dictionary.
You might be a redneck irisarian if you sit in a lawnchair with a beer and an
air rifle target practicing at deer who threaten the irises.
You might not be a redneck irisarian if you use horse feed for fertilizer -
everybody knows you're supposed to use stuff from the other end!
Linda Mann lmann76543@aol.com east TN USA