Re: Iris humor--


In a message dated 96-09-12 07:38:14 EDT, you write:

>You might be a redneck irisarian if your garden is  cluttered
>with brown paper bags! 

Sorry Clarence, but I have to edit this one!  To be a true redneck irisarian,
the garden would be DECORATED with brown paper bags.  I don't think 'clutter'
is in the redneck dictionary.

You might be a redneck irisarian if you sit in a lawnchair with a beer and an
air rifle target practicing at deer who threaten the irises.

You might not  be a redneck irisarian if you use horse feed for fertilizer -
everybody knows you're supposed to use stuff from the other end!

Linda Mann lmann76543@aol.com east TN USA



Other Mailing lists | Author Index | Date Index | Subject Index | Thread Index