RE: Zoo Doo's Remarks

I am glad to see that one of the National Zoo's deer that we released
with instructions on how to get to Altoona arrived in good shape to give
you our Happy Easter greeting. Wait until you see what happens to your
fence when our rhino tries to jump it!

Why do you have to ask me over and over am I commited to the Regatta in
your cucurboat? Yes. Yes. Yes. Over and over again and again! With my
long hair and if we are in NY we could do a "Punk In Boat!" Let Hack be
forwarned I am going to grandstand him in the regatta. I got some tricks
up my sleeve. An orange formal suit ain't gonna be enough Hackman.

Marv, I got the seed, I got the ZOO DOO, I got the Pyramid, I got the
Pumpkin Witch, I have the collective subconcious of the entire SPGA
focused on my effort, and all you have is you and your dumb dome! Now
who do you think people are going to be putting their hard earn money
on?


ZOO

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>From: 	Lubadub[SMTP:Lubadub@aol.com]
>Sent: 	Sunday, April 12, 1998 12:54 AM
>To: 	Pumpkins@mallorn.com
>Subject: 	Zoo Doo's Remarks
>
>Zoo Doo keeps asking about where I am and why haven't I accepted his
>challenge? Where I have been is out in my garden working. Meanwhile Zoo Doo
>is
>on the internet. This is not going to help your pumpkin any. Your posting
>notes and talking to the group will not add anything to the weight of your
>pumpkin. Do I accept your challenge? What makes you think I even consider you
>to be a challenge? How can you grow a pumpkin bigger than mine in Washington
>DC? You don't have mountain air. All you have is pollution. You don't have
>clear cool water. All you have is recycled water. You don't have direct
>sunlight. We all know things your way can't stand the light of day and so the
>politicians have done what they can to reduce direct sunlight which is what
>your pumpkin needs. Finally, your Zoo Doo fertilizer can't possible stand up
>against the pure bull we are using out our way. Do I accept your challenge?
>Of
>course I do. Also your deciding to give out "Meisner Badges" to anyone in
>your
>Southern Pumpkin Growers group who grows a pumpkin bigger than mine has only
>stimulated me even more. My Chris Anderson seeds, the mountain air and cool
>clear water with miracle grow added plus the direct sunlight in the mountains
>will see me through. What will the wager be? Make it easy on yourself.You
>seem
>to have forgotten about  the "dome" I built to protect my plant. 
>
>Also are you going to commit to pilot our entry in the New York flotilla
>against Wayne Hackney and the Canadians, if any of them show up??
>
>Marv in Altoona 
>
>PS: One deer made it over my 7 foot fence. I still find it hard to believe.
>Seven feet!!!!!
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