Zoo Doo's Remarks
- To: Pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Zoo Doo's Remarks
- From: L* <L*@aol.com>
- Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1998 00:54:34 EDT
Zoo Doo keeps asking about where I am and why haven't I accepted his
challenge? Where I have been is out in my garden working. Meanwhile Zoo Doo is
on the internet. This is not going to help your pumpkin any. Your posting
notes and talking to the group will not add anything to the weight of your
pumpkin. Do I accept your challenge? What makes you think I even consider you
to be a challenge? How can you grow a pumpkin bigger than mine in Washington
DC? You don't have mountain air. All you have is pollution. You don't have
clear cool water. All you have is recycled water. You don't have direct
sunlight. We all know things your way can't stand the light of day and so the
politicians have done what they can to reduce direct sunlight which is what
your pumpkin needs. Finally, your Zoo Doo fertilizer can't possible stand up
against the pure bull we are using out our way. Do I accept your challenge? Of
course I do. Also your deciding to give out "Meisner Badges" to anyone in your
Southern Pumpkin Growers group who grows a pumpkin bigger than mine has only
stimulated me even more. My Chris Anderson seeds, the mountain air and cool
clear water with miracle grow added plus the direct sunlight in the mountains
will see me through. What will the wager be? Make it easy on yourself.You seem
to have forgotten about the "dome" I built to protect my plant.
Also are you going to commit to pilot our entry in the New York flotilla
against Wayne Hackney and the Canadians, if any of them show up??
Marv in Altoona
PS: One deer made it over my 7 foot fence. I still find it hard to believe.
Seven feet!!!!!
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