RE: The SPGA Secret Ingredient

The Pumpkin Witch is a SPGA member remember? Your PA Pumpkin
growers....., excuse me the P. P. Growers Assc., just exists on
fly-paper, where is this great newsletter I was supposed to get for my
$20? Meisner,
 I 've heard you took the money and put up that 7 ft deer fence! Let me
tell you one thing. My National Zoo giraffe should be arriving any
minute now. You better double the height of that fence buddy. 

Let me ask my troops just what they think this friendly wager should be.
Let's get beyond the money and into something worth fighten for. 

OK SPGA members, what's the wager?

Gen. ZOO
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>From: 	Lubadub[SMTP:Lubadub@aol.com]
>Sent: 	Sunday, April 12, 1998 10:12 PM
>To: 	Pumpkins@mallorn.com
>Subject: 	The SPGA Secret Ingredient
>
>Zoo Doo and his Southern Friends:
>
>Seeing as how you fellows are growing in a warmer climate than your northern
>buddies, I now know what your secret weapon is. Hot air !!!!!!  I think Zoo
>Doo has been demonstrating this online. If hot air will grow a large pumpkin,
>Zoo Doo Mills will be the 1998 Champ. Here in PA we plan to rely on "PA
>Bull,"
>our secret that will serve us even better than the Eaton triangle. Meanwhile
>it is warm here and we are starting to run our tillers. I tilled in my winter
>rye. The sprouting box is holding at 87 degrees and the seeds are lined up.
>Three pumpkin houses are sitting out there in the garden waiting to receive
>the products of as yet unchosen seeds. I plan on doubling the weight of Zoo
>Doo's pumpkin. If I do achieve this, and I have every intention of doing so,
>I
>don't want Zoo Doo to eat crow, I want him to eat pumpkin pie, and lots of
>it.
>Come on Zoo Doo. What will the wager be?????  Where is Pumpkinwitch? I need a
>blessing from her on my seeds.
>
>Marv in Altoona
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