Re: The SPGA Secret Ingredient

Guys:
Your PumpkinWitch is recovering slowly. I feel good, ut am very weak & sleep a
lot, which is why you don't hear as much from me as I would like. I am monitoring
the list & enjoying it tremendously.
In my stronger moments, I am working on perfecting a spell that will make all
pumpkins perfectly flavored & fragranced with cinnamon. Not only will this make
pumpkin pies, custard, etc, even easier, but should make your sport even more
enjoyable, & increase the market for your excess products.

P.S. I tried other flavors such as bacon, but with unfortunate success.
i.e. the bacon flavored/scented test pumpkins were savagely attacked by pork
crazed stray neighborhood cats (the little suckers love any kind of pork). I have
isolated out one potential parent for a strain of "attack" pumpkins. the brave lad
fought off the cats (by spitting seeds at them) as long as his lasted, in defense
of his comrades. I can still hear his final seed splatting a cat, as he ran out of
amunition & met his end.

I am considering developing one scented with shark repellent, to assist those
growers who support the idea of a pumpkin armada.

PumpkinWitch

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