RE: The SPGA Secret Ingredient

Dear Pumpkin Witch, 

Glad to hear you're feeling better. If you find a breed that repels cats
please let me know, I will pay handsomely for  a strain that would keep
the neighbor's cats from using my garden as a sandbox. I believe there
are some on this list who like a dear resistant variety. 

We should all cast a spell for the Pumpkin Witch to recover quickly so
she can continue her research. 

Spell:

Light a candle 
Walk around the candle (traveling to your left) three times
Repeat this chant each time you circle the candle....
Power of the Pumpkin Clan, Work your magic if you can, Heal Witch Terry
Sullivan!

I believe that ought to do the trick, what do you think Pumpkin Witch?
Feeling better yet?


		       
Elizabeth Gough   
777 Quality Assurance 
(425)294-5332  
*
A positive attitude is a powerful thing!

> ----------
> From: 	Terry LynnSullivan[SMTP:tls@rica.net]
> Sent: 	Monday, April 13, 1998 4:06 AM
> To: 	pumpkins@mallorn.com
> Subject: 	Re: The SPGA Secret Ingredient
> 
> Guys:
> Your PumpkinWitch is recovering slowly. I feel good, ut am very weak &
> sleep a
> lot, which is why you don't hear as much from me as I would like. I am
> monitoring
> the list & enjoying it tremendously.
> In my stronger moments, I am working on perfecting a spell that will
> make all
> pumpkins perfectly flavored & fragranced with cinnamon. Not only will
> this make
> pumpkin pies, custard, etc, even easier, but should make your sport
> even more
> enjoyable, & increase the market for your excess products.
> 
> P.S. I tried other flavors such as bacon, but with unfortunate
> success.
> i.e. the bacon flavored/scented test pumpkins were savagely attacked
> by pork
> crazed stray neighborhood cats (the little suckers love any kind of
> pork). I have
> isolated out one potential parent for a strain of "attack" pumpkins.
> the brave lad
> fought off the cats (by spitting seeds at them) as long as his lasted,
> in defense
> of his comrades. I can still hear his final seed splatting a cat, as
> he ran out of
> amunition & met his end.
> 
> I am considering developing one scented with shark repellent, to
> assist those
> growers who support the idea of a pumpkin armada.
> 
> PumpkinWitch
> 
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