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pumpkin jokes

I was wondering if anyone has any jokes that are about gardening, and
pumpkins in particular. I heard one the other day, which at the time was
funny, but looking back it isn't. here hoes - ps I didn't make this one
up, and you aren't allowed to shoot the messenger of bad jokes:)

Q: What did the rake say to the garden hoe when they learnt it was
pumpkin growing season?
A: Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe, off to work we go....

Sorry - it's pretty bad, but it is the only pumpkin specific joke I've
heard so I thought I should pass it on. I'm sure someone else must have
better ones somewhere.
John (who is presently digging in as much manure as physically possible
in preparation of the upcoming season, and yes I am using a hoe)
--
John McKinney  http://www.wantree.com.au/~oliverm/
o*@wantree.com.au or p*@mindless.com
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
are so ingenious.
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