Why is Cinderella such a bad tennis player? Because her coach is a pumpkin. How do you confuse pumpkin growers? Give them two shovels and tell them to take their pick. What do you get when you cross a giant pumpkin and a gorilla? I don't know, but you better be nice to it. Whats the difference between Duncan McAlpine's pumpkin and a grape? Not very much. (sorry Duncan) T.H.