Re: thanks for your support
This is one of your best yet, it now hangs in a frame right next to my
anti moose equipment. mike in anc
Pumpkin Flower wrote:
> Moose Food
> by Pumpkin Flower
>
> There is a girl named Gail Ballou
> She worked real hard like me and you
> To grow a giant pumpkin fruit
> And come home with the weigh off loot
> A difficult task in Alaska
> She'll tell you so, if you just ask 'er
> There came a day when things grew faster
> Then there came a great disaster
> As she went to check her crop
> What did she see ? Her eyes did POP
> There were hoof prints on the ground
> That in a path went round and round
> It's end was at her little patch
> The names she screamed I could not match
> And to her horror it was gone
> Her beauty eaten on the lawn
> A MOOSE it seems had wandered in
> And what he'd done it was a sin
> Oh yes he'd chosen, chosen well
> Her best was gone, she wrote to tell
> I do not think there is a spray
> No trick, no method, 'sept to pray
> To solve a hungry moosey feast
> To quell the on slot of this beast
> No "Have A Heart" is big enough
> To shot him dead just seems to tuff
> In closing I just have to say
> My sympathies are sent today
> If I could choose a way to crash
> If crash I had to in the last
> At least to lose to something big
> Is better than say to a pig
> Or to a mouse, or bug , or mold
> Upon that thought I hope you'll hold
>
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